My Nonexistent Social Life

I received this message today on the very exclusive Bear411...

hey. i finally met you last night at blowoff. remember me I wore black shirt and brown pants?

Mmm sorry pal...I wasn't there. Guess that was some other 40ish overweight balding guy with a goatee in a flannel shirt. Your confusion is understandable.

UPDATE:

Apparently my twin was not very nice. And I'm not sure I have convinced this guy it wasn't me.