1. Someone in my Inauguration Volunteer group is using an email address of JezusisLord@XYZ.com. I'm not making fun of his/her religion--just professionalism. And possibly taste.
"Son Of God, your back-up dancers are here!"
2. Decorator Karate Chopped pillows are a bad thing.
3. I like being called "Sir."
4. Everyone has a labradoodle these days.
