Waiting in Line--The Review?

As the #1 Fanboy, I staked my place in line early last week so I would be first to purchase the coveted goods. All weekend I huddled in my sleeping bag through the cold, wind, rain and finally heat all the while fighting off nerdy line crashers. I even had to listen to daily renditions of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" in 1323 different programming languages including I think, European but I would not be dissuaded from my mission! Yet here it is Monday, 7:00pm and CVS STILL HAS NOT PUT ITS EASTER CANDY ON SALE! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT???? SRSLY!