At the end of my junior year of college, I delayed my return from Indiana University for a week to
"YOU wiLL Never sEe your Son AGAIN unless Y0U Agree to do HIS Laundry!"
Arriving on Mother's Day Eve I discovered a "ransom style" reply taped to the front door:
Happy Mother's Day Mom! Love, miss you and I probably should confess that I lied when I said there were no laundromats in Bloomington, Indiana--but I guess you really knew that all along!!