News I Missed This Week

The inside of Delta "I Was Crazy Before Crazy Was Cool" Burke's house looks just like mine.




















The Clinton's think Chelsea is still 12 years old and apparently no one on their staff as ever checked out the online Urban Dictionary or watched that new network MTV.


















Kelli Pickler may not be smarter than a 5th grader but she was pretty funny interviewing football players before the Super Bowl.

"Do you think he knows somebody put GAY on the back of his jersey?"



Jimbo has found my long lost cousin Fedde.














DC's "Mayor for Life" endorses Obama. Mayor McSpeedy has also thrown his hat into the ring for Obama. Whew! How many months until election day?

Grill of Rights

In another case of the Nanny State Gone Wild, a legislator in Mississippi has introduced a bill that would prohibit restaurants and buffets from serving food to anyone who is obese.

Stock prices of The Cracker Barrel plunged at the news.

State Rep. Ted Mayhall, R-Southaven, said he's simply hoping to "call attention to the problem."

"No one's doing anything about it," Mayhall said, referring to obesity. "They just keep on going to the buffets and eating."

Suzanne Sugarbaker's reply, "You suck one!"