Sunday, April 19, 2009

Seeking Non-Serial Killer Type Roommate

You: quiet, dependable with good references, a steady income and looking for a great place to live in a convenient location. You are the type of person described by others as “Quiet, yet a good neighbor" not "Seemed alright. The only time I really talked to him was when he asked to borrow my wheelbarrow and a bag of lime.”

This offering is for a clean, bright furnished one bedroom available May 1 in a large quiet townhouse with one noted DC Facebook addict blogger and one part-time couch surfer. You can easily walk from here to 14th Street restaurants, U Street entertainment, Yum's and Whole Foods. Only one block to the U Street metro.

Along with you lack of recent appearances on episodes of “Cops” or “America’s Most Wanted” you must also be dog and cat friendly.

The house and kitchen are fully furnished so the only items you need to bring are what will fit comfortably in your room.

$950. Utilities included.

No clown art, please.

1 comment:

Titania said...

Have you thought that a serial killer would provide excellent blogging material?