This portly man with a carrot nose at 13th and T NW reminds me that vegetables are not just for body parts.
This snow person at 14th and V NW is bedecked with orange slices and olives--you know that stuff that just takes up space in your drink.
This is what happens to lazy Snow Children (14th and V NW) who spend too much time reading blogs.
Eventually those "fun" Hawaiian shirts have to come off revealing the extra high cankles. (14th St NW)
Next: Does Santa really see you when you are sleeping? Isn't that kinda pervy?