Thursday, March 3, 2011

Does Anyone Really Like the Month of March?

Does anyone really like the month of March? March is the hump day of months---better than the frozen two that preceded it but you are really looking forward to the warmth of the two that follow it.

It is said that March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb. In other words March is that blowhard Uncle who gets drunk and violent at the family reunion, cruelly teases the younger children and tweets his apologies the next day. Pussy!

Quick name some March holidays? St. Patrick's Day? Just a bunch of drunks trying to get through a month where the temps can be 70 degrees one day and 30 the next. Ides of March? Backstabber!! National Goof-Off Day on March 22? Do we really need a day for this? You are already reading this blog post on work time aren't you?

Even frickin' EASTER won't commit to March. Easter follows some inexplicable lunar schedule that puts it in April 70% of the time and March 30% of the time. 30%!!!! And not including Leap Year!

Need any more reasons to dislike March? Two words--Beiber Fever! Yes the Velvet Muppet was born in March 1994.

March? Please do!

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