Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Smoking Pigeon

DogSitter: I figured out what was making the noise in the chimney.
Herb: What noise?
DogSitter: The fluttering and flapping noise.  At first I thought I had inadvertently opened a portal to another dimension when I smudged your house during a Wiccan ceremony but instead it's just a pigeon.

Herb: How do you know?

DogSitter: ‘Cause he’s flying around your house. I have to leave now. Bye!


urban bohemian said...

Uh... whut?!

Vittoria said...

huh. interesting? how'd you get the pigeon out?!?!