For Your Rental Consideration

Clean, bright* furnished one bedroom available May 1 in a large quiet townhouse one block to the U Street Metro. You will share** a large renovated hallway bathroom. There is one closet in the bedroom equipped with a California Closet system organizer on one side. Utilities included.

You must have good credit, verifiable references and not be a Twitter addict.*** Please be dog and cat**** friendly or at least good at pretending.

The kitchen has been recently remodeled and has granite countertops and SS appliances*****. There is a large deck in the back overlooking a small garden.

I am the homeowner and primary tenant and I am a fairly boring and poor guy****** working in the non-profit sector so if you are an intern or student type, this may be like moving back in with Mom and Dad. Well like moving in with Mom and Dad******* if Mom is fashion and design challenged and Dad is a amiable oaf (think Al Bundy). I am not looking for a BFF or a companion, just a reliable non-serial killer type tenant.

The house and kitchen are fully furnished********* so the only items you need to bring are what will fit in your 10' X 11' 2nd floor room.**********

* Two large windows, one small.

** By share I mean you take your turn, not actually SHARE.

*** Facebook addiction is understood. Oh and I forgot to mention I have WiFi.

**** The cat doesn't approve of any of us and constantly tries to escape.

*****Wow! That sounds really pretentious. Did I mention my scrapbooking hobby?

******I do have a blog though so if you are messy I will totally post the pictures all over the interwebs

*******Ha! You call that music! In my day we had Duran-Duran!

******** Poorly. I don't have the gene and have a large balance on a JC Penney credit card.

********* Unless you have a kick-ass 42 " LCD TV which would look awesome in the den constantly tuned to my porn (HGTV).