Many years ago, on my last night at my parents house before I moved to Kentucky to make it big in the World of Banking, Herb Sr sat me down to explain the Five Facts of Life to me.
No, not these Five Facts of Life...
Or these…
“Son,” he said, “Here are the Five Facts of Life you need to follow to guarantee success in the working world.”
1. Be the first to arrive
2. Be the last to leave
3. Always keep you shoes shined
4. Remember to put the toilet seat down
5. And never do drag at Halloween because you would totally look like Eleanor Roosevelt.
And he was right! Have a fun and safe Halloween!
2 comments:
Yep, that about sums it up, Herb Sr is a wise man.
Putting the toilet seat down is indeed a lost art.
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