Monday, November 3, 2008

FINALLY! THIS CAMPAIGN IS ALMOST OVER!!!
























This election campaign has lasted almost as long as my promises to start working out again "soon!"

Don't forget to vote and if things work out right for your candidate, you may be making desperate pleas to snag tickets to one of the Inaugural Balls.

My endorsements?

Not McCain. I liked the old McCain, the Maverick. I'm not sure where this Sad Angry Grandpa came from. Plus he still needs to explain to me why he is collecting Social Security along with his other pensions and his Senate salary. Country First? Rich wife?

Local:

NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!
NOT MICHAEL "ROBOCALL" BROWN!

Maybe not Carol "I'm Only Going to Robocall You Once" Schwartz also. Carol, it was cute having your adult daughters call us tonight but it is still a second Robocall for YOU! I may be in a more forgiving mood tomorrow when the predicted rain will remind me of the remarkable durability, height and consistency of your hairdo over the years.

Sarah Palin? What Magic Comedy Fairy dropped you into our midst. I LOVE YOU! I disagree with most of your politics but come on folks, can't we let her live in the VP mansion anyway? "Plugs" Biden can ride his beloved Amtrak to work every day and be the "real" VP. Think how fun it would be to have the Palins baggin' their own groceries at Shoppers Food Warehouse or snow machinin' down Massachusetts Avenue. Huntin'? What about all those deer in Rock Creek Park?

November 4! It is here! Do your civic duty folks!

This Could Be You: Herb of DC at the 1993 Clinton Inaugural Ball

I learned the hard way that the extra large wrist corsage was a big no-no at crowded Inaugural Balls. Hers was oversize also.






















Clinton plays the saxophone while some lady in the crowd fingers him
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Be sure to eat before you go...








2 comments:

lacochran said...

You are my hero!

Bob said...

Whaaaa?!?! You never cease to amaze me... I remember you saying you went, but I have never seen those pics! I'm impressed, snazzy Herb, totally snazzfabulous! (Note: please see urbandictionary.com for definition of snazzfabulous)