For delivering everything ordered except the turkey and the pan!
DC USA Target--FAIL!
For posting signs in the organizational storage bin aisle teasing "If you can't find a lid for the bin you want just ask!"
I asked a red-shirted clerk for help finding a lid and she displayed a Miss Cleo clairvoyance by knowing exactly the bin I desired without bothering to ask and told me that there were no additional lids in the back.
Herb of DC: "So why does the sign say to ask?"
Miss Cleo Target: "I don't know."
DC USA Target--FAIL!
For having a red Customer Service phone near the storage bin aisle that requests that you press 1 to speak to a Customer Service agent or press 2 to have an associate meet you at that station to assist you. The 1 and 2 buttons on the phone do not work.
Herb of DC--FAIL!
For finding the nearest working red Customer Service phone and pressing 2 to have an associate meet me at that station to assist me with finding the lid for a large storage bin, not realizing that the ringing bell and flashing light would summon a less than pleased Miss Cleo Target. An elaborate pantomime ensued of "Oh does this red phone contact Target, I thought I was calling Russia or something?" before slinking off to hide in housewares.
Fried Turkey--FAIL!
Thanksgiving Cakes--FAIL (From Cake Wrecks)
Thanksgiving Sweater--FAIL!
Green Bean Casserole--WIN!!!
HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
3 comments:
It's been a year since I've been to Tarjoy. I KNOW. It's a miracle that my soul is still sorta functioning. But your post? Made me miss it a little less...
That is an atrocious sweater! Must have it!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh, I LOVE green been casserole. It was the only thing missing from my T-Day this year... might just have to have a do-over next weekend and make some!
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